Papa and his son

AT HOME
Guests : Where's your papa?
son : He is ... excreting
Guests : haha, OK i will come later!
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Father : Did anyone come to meet me?
Son : Yes papa, i told you were excreting.
Father : No! Bad manners! You have to say "He is in washroom"
Son : OK papa.
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AT ZOO
Son : papa look!!
Father : Say "The hen is laying golden eggs"
Son : The hen is laying golden eggs.
Father : Good, you are learning English in a good pace!
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IN THE AEROPLANE
Son : papa, we are going woooshhhhhh!!!
Father : We are moving at about 550 meters per hour
Son : OK, papa!
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AT HOME
Guests : Where's your papa now??
Son : (Scratching his head)...He is the the washroom....laying golden eggs......at about 550 metres per hour...
Guests : HAHAHAHAHAHA