Tuesday, November 26, 2013
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Saturday, November 23, 2013
Epic insult
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
World's funniest joke
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Friday, November 22, 2013
Papa and his son
AT HOME
Guests : Where's your papa?
son : He is ... excreting
Guests : haha, OK i will come later!
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Father : Did anyone come to meet me?
Son : Yes papa, i told you were excreting.
Father : No! Bad manners! You have to say "He is in washroom"
Son : OK papa.
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AT ZOO
Son : papa look!!
Father : Say "The hen is laying golden eggs"
Son : The hen is laying golden eggs.
Father : Good, you are learning English in a good pace!
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IN THE AEROPLANE
Son : papa, we are going woooshhhhhh!!!
Father : We are moving at about 550 meters per hour
Son : OK, papa!
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AT HOME
Guests : Where's your papa now??
Son : (Scratching his head)...He is the the washroom....laying golden eggs......at about 550 metres per hour...
Guests : HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Funny guy O.o
conversation between me and my friend
Friend: Hw your studies going?, hws your college
Me: No college yet, i am still in school as 12th grade is taught in school itself in north india
Friend: ok hw is your school.
Me:Not good, people here are arrogant
Friend: Ok, come to india ...
Me: What the heck? i am in india.
Friend: I thought northindia not in india
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